May 2012
- me: why am i so ugly
- me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets and refrigerators so that if we reblog food or clothing, we automatically have it.
And the celebrtities we like can go straight to our beds.
yessssss
Liam when pranking someone
- Niall- alright who ate the last chip?
- Harry-
- Louis-
- Liam-
- Zayn-
- Liam- *breaks into fit of laughter*
- Liam- Alright! It was me hahahahahahhahah! I got you Niall! I got you good!!
- Liam- Wiat..omg I'm so sorry!! Ah Don't be mad at me I'm so sorry!!
- Liam- I'm such a horrible person! I ate the last chip! It was me! Oh god forgive me!
- Liam- What would my father think?!
- Liam- Don't worry Niall, I'll go to the store and get you some more!!
- Liam- Actually, give it 20 minutes! It'll come right out! Sorry!
When you remember something but you don't know if it is real or if you dreamt it.
- Jaejoong: I like Changmin
- Changmin: I like him a lot too.
I Love How When Im At School Fangirling About One Direction
Theres Always One Asshole Thats Like “One Direction Is Gay”
And Im Like ” Yes Everyone Knows That And ….. ?
And Then They’re Like “Wait… They Really Are Gay O.o ”
And Im Like “Well Duh Have You Seen Them ? ”
Then They Leave Surprised That I Just Said That
And Im Just Like “Whatever Trolololol” Then I Go Back To Fangirling About One Direction
If One Direction were zoo animals:
- Harry: The lion with a huge mane that roars at everyone.
- Niall: The hyena that laughs for no bloody reason but everyone finds it amusing.
- Zayn: The snake that just sits there and stares at you because we both know it's too cool for you.
- Liam: The fluffy bunny in the petting zoo area that just hops around excitedly.
- Louis: The pink flamingo with one foot up because it's so freaking gay.
I made a 1D blog so that I’ll stop raping everyone’s dashboards with my boyfriends…
If you like One Direction however, follow bemy-boobear.tumblr.com ;)
